If you are a Tennessean you probably know that we are having a sever drought this summer.  Temperatures were staying steadily above 90 degrees about a week ago.  It has been very hot and very dry... so dry that:

that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
Methodists are giving out wet wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water! 

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